So this is going to be a somewhat longer post. If you really aren't interested in hearing all of it, you may leave now.
So first thing, Kathryn and I went grocery shopping last saturday and she went coupon crazy. Now I must admit that I am somewhat embarrassed when it comes to using those things. I mean I kinda feel like white trash when I bust out a coupon for like 25 cents off a $1 item. Can I afford to pay that 25 cents? Sure can. Why save a quarter? Cuz I am stingy and want to take an extra five minuets in line what the checker makes sure I grabbed the correct item. So Kathryn busts out like a dozen coupons, albertson doubler coupons, and the savings card. Now I am all for saving money and using it for fun stuff but boy did I feel like a jerk. I mean I let like a half dozen people go in front of me so that they wouldn't have to wait for this chaos to ensue. Well, suffice it to say, we spent about $75 on groceries that day. They even crazier part is that when we go home I added up our savings and found out we should have paid over $150 for everything we go. We SAVED about 50% off our grocery bill. So I guess it was worth it.
On the next note, how crazy are all these women who love Twilight. I just found a site called twilightmoms.com on the internets. I watched a video about how people have leaked photos from the next movie and blah blah blah. Anyway I ended up googleing to see these pictures and got that site! On the front page it says that it is a site for Moms and Adult women who love twilight! Is it just me or is this really creepy? I admit that I can't really grow up and get over video games but I think there is a difference in enjoying a game where you shoot aliens and stuff like that and drooling over a kid who is like barely 17 or 18. Icky! Do I not get it?
On my final note; I reall enjoy a comedian named Gabriel Iglesia. He has this joke about there being 6 levels of fat. Healthy, hefty, husky, fluffy, damn, and "AH Hell NO!". I wonder if there are like half levels of fat. Like in-between healthy and hefty is there a "huh?" category? The reason I ask this is because I walked down some stairs in one of the buildings on campus, the smith to be exact, and had a guy stop and have to decide which side of me he was going to go on so as not to accidentally grope me. Now I admit that I was coming down the middle of the stairs but how fat do I have to be that you need to stop, look, and think to yourself, "hmm, his left side is looking a little more fluffy then his right side. I think I will pass on the right." These stairs are like 6 feet wide! I cannot be like more then like 2 feet wide myself! HOW FAT AM I!?!?!?! Am I an odd shape of fat? Like not round or oval but like a five year-olds rendition of a circle. You know where one side is a little more pronounced then the other. What is wrong with me?
So anyway that is everything that is on my mind right now. Have a great day and hopefully nothing else crazy happens to me.
laters and love,
The awkward circle.